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  1. i-want-spankings:

redstil3ttos:

i-want-spankings 😂

LOOOOOOL!!! OMFG and theres a SHARK down there too!!! where did you find this?!

    i-want-spankings:

    redstil3ttos:

    i-want-spankings 😂

    LOOOOOOL!!! OMFG and theres a SHARK down there too!!! where did you find this?!

    (Source: darksilenceinsuburbia)

     
     
  2. If I were dating you, we'd probably have lots of cute nights cuddling and watching LotR and being huge nerds. Of course, there'd be plenty of spanking and other naughty stuff in between, or even during maybe ;p
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    i-want-spankings:

    i-want-spankings:

    OOOHHHHH if you and i were dating, we would have to come up with a LOTR Game of Naughty. 
    Everytime Sam and Frodo look at each other TOO fondly.. we kiss..
    I mean.. Hi, UST, right?

    Everytime they discuss the “Mines of Moria” you finger me.

    Everytime someone mentions “Staff or Pointy Hat” blow you.

    When they say “Baggins” its T-bagging time. ;)

    When someone speaks elvish, you speak elvish on my clit. hahaha

    When they first mention “THE ONE RING” you put my butt plug in.. (yes, i realize its mentioned in the opening minute.)  Every mention of it after, you twist it or push it deeper.. up to you ;)

    Each time Legolas has a loreal moment, you pull my hair and dry grind me from behind **UNF**

    Everytime someone says “precious” my ass gets spanked XD

    omg… the list can go ON and ON and ON….. 

    hornygoddamnedroosevelt 

    Hey look its THIS again! hahaha!

     
     
  3. thejoshinator:

    supersmashbrospics:

    Super Smash Bros 4 - King Dedede

    Shitlord

     
     
  4. 
I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

    I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

     
     
  5. i-want-spankings:

No no… Don’t keep calm. But slap it anyway.

    i-want-spankings:

    No no… Don’t keep calm. But slap it anyway.

    (Source: publisherman)

     
     
  6. nickdrake:

Eartha Kitt as Catwoman in Batman 1967.

    nickdrake:

    Eartha Kitt as Catwoman in Batman 1967.

    (Source: Wikipedia)

     
     
  7. (Source: verticalfood)

     
     
  8. suzysils:

    I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

     
     
  9. gackncheese:

    *eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

    (Source: notclintbarton)

     
     
  10. christiananlr:

    sociologist-gh:

    teaforyourginaa:

    icedoutdiamonds:

    This is amazing!

    OH MY GOSH

    👏🙌

    This is actually really fucking cool

    (Source: el-diario-de-una-adolescente)